Fluoro SAVE 07/03/2010
 
On another bus, per usual; the Vietnam countryside is lovely…fluorescent green rice paddies full of conical hats stream past my window for miles. I see our bus falling off a very steep cliff in about 3 seconds time, quickly I RACE ahead of light and use my force-field to push the STEELY TONS back onto the road; conveniently swiping a red bull for the driver from a well-dressed Japanese man sleeping in the back. Time flows into place with nothing but an incredibly scary tip-toppy swerve by the driver-primarily to shake things up just a little bit. 
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NHA TRANG, Vietnam. FORCE FIELDS EVERYWHERE- natural ones. The sun is glaring down something fierce. It is 9am and the 90’s temps are shooting upwards. The beach is beautiful and funny shaped green rocky islands float in the distance. Cable lines farther down the shore-line swing cars out over the sparkling sea towards a larger island with Hollywood lettering spelling out VINPEARL on its green face; here an island AND an amusement park exist in unison! 

While I was gazing at this beautiful scene, a cable car full of camera happy Japanese broke loose and began to CRASH towards the rocky shoreline----fortunately staring off into space did do me good and in a flash of gold I had a first row view of the cable car plunging towards the jagged rocks and twinkling waters below. I click the shutter, nothing happens! OH NO I forgot to turn my camera ON. Next I click the force field into action with a little too much GUSTO- repelling them back into the air 10x as high as the cable line- but soon enough they were able to resume their photographic endeavors in a field of white lilies beside a ferris wheel. Soon I resumed my post sunning on the beach with Jen. 
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Near-death experience once again. Almost flattened by a mass craze of motorcycles ridden by beautiful people…women, babies, children and hot young men across the streets of Saigon; the force-field from my camera allowed me to freeze time for the scant few seconds I needed to get my body out of the cross-path of  tuk-tuk and a souped up Honda. On the sidewalk I arrive to see a beautiful baby on a bike staring at me like I should know one’s chances of survival go up when the said pedestrian walks quite slowly when crossing. 
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